Cloud Touch Hometech Luxury Massage Chairs
Step into the world of ultimate luxury and relaxation in the comfort of your home. At first glance, the Cloud Touch Soul lifestyle Massage Pod is stunning in its simplicity, but take a closer look and find so much more beneath the striking design. The Cloud Touch Hometech is a massage chair that provides the therapeutic benefits of a massage with a high-performance S- and L-Track that closely follows the curvature of the spine, and extends coverage from your neck and shoulders down to your glutes and thighs. It also includes nine auto-massage programs, including Full Body Massage, Stretch, and Recovery, to provide effective solutions to your everyday stresses and help you bring your best self to each and every day.
Deluxe Zero Gravity Luxury Massage Chair
Step into the world of ultimate luxury and relaxation in the comfort of your home. At first glance, the Deluxe Zero Gravity Luxury Massage Pod is stunning in its simplicity, but take a closer look and find so much more beneath the striking design. Deluxe Zero Gravity massage chair provides the therapeutic benefits of a massage with a high-performance S- and L-Track that closely follows the curvature of the spine, and extends coverage from your neck and shoulders down to your glutes and thighs. It also includes nine auto-massage programs, including Full Body Massage, Stretch, and Recovery, to provide effective solutions to your everyday stresses and help you bring your best self to each and every day.
Air Lift Massage Pod
The Air Lift Zero Gravity massage chair provides a therapeutic thai simulation stretching technique. Benefits of a massage with a high performance S- and L-Track that closely follows the curvature of the spine, and extends coverage from your neck and shoulders down to your glutes and thighs. It also includes nine auto-massage programs, including Full Body Massage, Stretch, and Recovery, to provide effective solutions to your everyday stresses and help you bring your best self to each and every day.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical storylines that nobody questions. And flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half-off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?