ErgorestVitality Multi-Layered Bamboo Covered Mattress
R2,799
About
This medium-firm mattress offers great value for money and designed with durability in mind. It has been successfully supplied to the hospitality trade including 5-star hotels and lodges for years and designed as a traditional turn mattress to increase longevity and reduce wear time. With a maximum user weight of 100kg per side, this mattress is suitable for most individuals. Upholstered in high-quality bamboo ticking the mattress is hypoallergenic and dust mite resistant.
Product Features
- Multilayer mattress
- High-Quality Polyurethane Foam
- Bamboo Cover
- Hypo-Allergenic
- Dust Mite Resistant
- Max User Weight: 100kg Per Person
Product Specifications
- Single - 1880mm(L) x 910mm(W) x 250mm(H)
- Single Extra Length- 2000mm(L) x 910mm(W) x 250mm(H)
- Three-Quarter - 1880mm(L) x 1070mm(W) x 250mm(H)
- Double - 1880mm(L) x 1370mm(W) x 250mm(H)
- Queen - 1880mm(L) x 1520mm(W) x 250mm(H)
- Queen Extra Length -2000mm(L) x 1520mm(W) x 250mm(H)
- King - 1880mm(L) x 1830mm(W) x 250mm(H)
- King Extra Length -2000mm(L) x 1830mm(W) x 250mm(H)
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.