
Named after the sword so technologically perfect in structure and so demanding in its creation, the Sound BlasterX Katana exhibits the same sleek sophistication and formidable strength in its design and audio prowess. In a league of its own, the Katana fits right under your monitor with a slimness that's unmatched by other so-called gaming “sound bars”, and is powered and enhanced by our award-winning multi-core audio DSP making it the world's first true Under Monitor Audio System (UMAS). In addition, the Sound BlasterX features the Aurora Reactive lighting system, a series of 49 programmable LED lights lined from edge to edge of the Katana chassis, making it the perfect addition to fully optimize and customize your PC and desktop setup.
The Katana gives you an immersive audio experience for your games and movies with the BlasterX Acoustic Engine and Dolby Digital Decoding. This audio system embodies the perfect combination of our most powerful 24-bit high-resolution DAC and sophisticated 5-driver system. Housing a tri-amplified design where the 5 drivers are individually powered by DSP-controlled amplifiers, the Katana delivers ultra-precise audio at each part of the audio spectrum. Equipped with a plethora of connectivity options, you can trust the Katana to be one of the most versatile and most powerful speakers to ever grace your desktop.
Under Monitor Audio System: So Sleek, Yet So Powerful
Aurora Reactive Lighting System: Light Up Your Setup
5-driver Design: Expertly Tuned Acoustics
2.5″ (63.5mm) Upfiring Midbass Drivers
1.3″ (34mm) High-excursion Tweeters
5.25″ (133mm) Subwoofer Driver
Tri-Amplified Design: Put the Cutting Edge in Audio
High-Resolution 24-bit Audio: Immerse Yourself in Your Games and Movies
Immersive 3D PC Gaming Audio
Comprehensive Connectivity Options
Optical-in
USB Audio: 7.1 Virtual Surround PC Gaming
Crystal Clear USB Audio for Sony® PS4™, PS4 Pro, and PS4 Slim
Bluetooth: Wireless
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.