The pedestal's wide table-top creates the ideal surface for reading material, lamps, and personal accessories. Its drawers slide out and the interior of the drawers elegantly line up with the linenboard for a refined touch. Left or right-handle orientation options are available.
What do road crews use in the North Pole? Snow cones. - That one obviously doesn't work in Mzansi because no-one works on roads here.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap - As we know, if it's not AmaPiano, South Africans aren't listening to it. Elves or otherwise.
Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs - As per the above, South Africans will dance anywhere, any time, any place. No dance floor, petrol station forecourt or stadium terrace is safe from dancing South Africans.