Meet The Duchess, the world’s first Alcohol-Free Gin & Tonic. Crafted using re-distilled juniper berries, The Duchess has the distinct gin and tonic taste, complimented by aromatic layers of locally produced botanicals. The Duchess was launched by The Duchess Drinks Company in September 2016 and has quickly become a favourite of the healthy, successful, and discerning individual.
Whether you’re driving, at an important business meeting, or for personal or health-related reasons, The Duchess truly delivers on an elegant, hangover-free refreshment — anytime and anywhere.
Good: payday's a'coming!
Bad: last payday was a helluva-lotta-month ago.
Which means that if you can even afford to eat out right now, you're likely having to ask "how much is the extra garlic?" as you sheepishly sip on your tap water. Not unlike ourselves.
Luckily, not one of today's deals will set you back more than R399.
So, go ahead. Order the garlic.