You know the way dogs get you your paper on a morning?
Have you ever tried to train your spaniel to fetch your lost keys in the same way? Us neither - but we imagine it's difficult. So we've created Fetch My Keys, a dog-shaped keyring that beeps when you whistle.
When you start whistling the key finder will start beeping to help you find your keys
Unless you're Jack Bauer, of course. Which you aren't. He's fictional - and unless artificial intelligence has come a long way in a short space of time, you're very much real.
If you consider yourself a professional procrastinator, 24 hours is barely enough time to read your emails, let alone respond. Especially if you sleep the recommended ten hours a night.
But it's all we give you to capitalise on our great deals.
And you've just wasted five minutes reading this and wondering how to make the simple act of email reading last a full work day.