The Telefunken THT-322A Micro DVD Hi-Fi is a multi-functional DVD Hi-Fi which has many features. It is a 2.0 channel DVD player with display, USB, Karaoke and FM radio functions and includes two speakers. It is compatible with Divx, Mpeg4, DVD, DVD-R, DVD+R, SVCD, VCD, MP3, CD, CD-R as well as JPEG. Additional features include on screen display, Fwd/Ffd, single step play, slow motion, step playback, program, repeat play and is karaoke compatible. It comes complete with multi-function remote control.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.