HoogebergYstervark or Bontebok Beers (16 Bottles, R29.90 per Bottle)
R329
About
Hoogeberg Brewing Co. is brewed on a farm in Durbanville’s wine valley outside of Cape Town, South Africa.
Hoogeberg Bontebok Five Crops Lager
- 16 Bottles, Packaged as 4 packs of 4 beers
- Technical Analysis:
- Alcohol : 3.8%
- SRM : 3.5
- IBU : 16
- Brewer : Jeanri Nel
- Production area: Durbanville
Tasting notes:
Light fruity beer with just a hint of hops brewed in our five crops lagered style and lagered for 21 days. A clean, well attenuated, flavorful lawnmower beer
Ingredients:
Hops, corn, malted barley, water, rice,wheat and yeast
Hoogeberg Ystervark Hybrid Lager
- 16 Bottles, Packaged as 4 packs of 4 beers
- Technical Analysis:
- Alcohol : 4.5%
- SRM : 5
- IBU : 18
- Brewer : Jeanri Nel
- Production area: Durbanville
Tasting notes:
Golden coloured lager with malty characters and a light hop flavour ,ending with a smooth finish and a hint of bitterness, which gives this full bodied beer a great balance.
Very drinkable, every day beer!
Ingredients:
Hops, malted barley, water, wheat and yeast
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Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
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