All the Crystal Aire Purifiers assist in the elimination of bacteria, pet and tobacco odours and revitalisation of the air. They also prevent mould and fungi growth, removal of pollen and dust from the air and the reduction of the effects of paint fumes. They work well for Adults and children for chest decongestion, they are good for Asthmatics, helping with seasonal allergies, moistening the air and helping with dry coughs. It is ideal for homes, offices, medical rooms and hotels.
The Crystal Aire Purifiers with an Ionizer has an added feature of converting positive ions into negative ions, which cleans the air even further and thus promoting wellness.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.