This little phone is a great novelty for all as well as being a great basic phone to make calls on and complete basic phone tasks. Perfect for those trying to step away from smartphones or have a little phone to keep when out of contact for emergency purposes.
Also great for runners or when you go out to any place where it may be easy to lose your phone.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.