15" + tweeter wireless trolley speaker with 80W RMS power and impressive LED light display. Features mp3 recording, wireless remote control & microphone. Ideal for Karaoke and entertainment with trolley design for smooth mobility.
The stats we're presenting here are based purely on our staff, who make up a tiny percentage of the general population, but they tell us that 100% of our staff that ordered something online exhibited signs of excitement when that thing was delivered.
We know the saying "Money can't buy happiness", but you don't often see someone crying on a jetski - and not just because all that water splashing around would make it hard to identify the tears in the first place.
Although we do have to ask: if our savings are this good, shouldn't we be calling it discount therapy instead?