Question: What do you get when you mix honey and elderflower with classic botanicals? Answer: A gin that won Double Gold at the prestigious Michelangelo Wine and Spirit Awards before it was even released! We are proud to bring to offer you a gin that has surpassed our expectations for taste and character and is poised to become a lifestyle accompaniment. Kaleido’s bespoke medley of natural honey and elderflower harmonise with classic botanicals to create an elegant gin that delights in its effortless complexity. Be the envy of your friends by getting a bottle of Kaleido Gin before it hits the retail stores at a price point that will please your pocket.
Awards: Double Gold - Michaelangelo Awards
Chinchona Tonic
We take great pride in the quality of our backbone of Chinchona Premium Tonic, the natural quinine. The finest cinchona bark is sourced from Peru and Congo, from where it’s shipped to Germany to refine and extract our superior, natural quinine.
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Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.