Oettinger500ml Lager Pils (R26.58 Per Can, 12 Cans)
R319
About
Oettinger Brauerei is a brewery group in Germany. Oettinger was Germany's best-selling beer brand between 2004 and 2013. The brand Marke Original Oettinger originates in 1731 in the Bavarian village Oettingen. Oettinger beer is brewed according to the German Purity Law - the oldest food law still in place today. The exceptional success of Oettinger derives from a strong family-owned tradition. The Group is deeply rooted in the famous German brewing tradition and has gained an exceptional reputation for its cost-effectiveness in producing top-quality products for international markets.
Product Features
- Lager (Pils)
- Lager beer with a slightly hoppy character
- Golden, bright colour
- Bottom-fermented
- Bitter units: 26
Product Specifications
- Calorific value: 170 kJ / 41 kcal (per 100 ml)
- ABV: 4.7 %
- Expiry date: Oct-Dec 2021
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We're joking. Obviously.
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