These small and portable computer speakers come in a variety funky colours, and are easy to use. These little speakers will add super bass sound to any PC through a USB or AUX connection. They are very affordable and produce a good sound for the size of the speakers.
What do road crews use in the North Pole? Snow cones. - That one obviously doesn't work in Mzansi because no-one works on roads here.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap - As we know, if it's not AmaPiano, South Africans aren't listening to it. Elves or otherwise.
Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs - As per the above, South Africans will dance anywhere, any time, any place. No dance floor, petrol station forecourt or stadium terrace is safe from dancing South Africans.