Keep your valuables safe and feel more calm and confident on your daily commute with this high-security backpack. Its clever design makes it a highly secure backpack you can rely on - the clever zip pocket tucked into the straps and back, allows you to easily access your tickets, cash, and other quick essentials. Unlike traditional backpack zippers which are exposed, we applied a concealed two-way zipper that can only be accessed when the bag is off your back.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Nobody wants to hear it. You end up sounding like a toddler trying to explain the latest episode of Game of Thrones.
The only dream worth talking about is Martin Luther's. Fact.
Anyhoo, we had a dream we sold out by noon today and spent the rest of our time hanging out with the Red Hot Chili Peppers at Home Affairs. Crazy, huh?