The Wine Aerator slows down the wine flow into the glass, allowing it to take up extra oxygen and enrich the flavour. After use, rinse the Wine Aerator under the tap and store it around the neck of your wine bottle.
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Simple: it's simple. Cut a hole in a piece of fabric and call it a day simple.
The poncho is the clothing equivalent of the Japanese flag. If we were to list step-by-step instructions on how to make one yourself, there'd be no Step Two.
If you're wondering how this ties into today's deals, it doesn't. These are just the things we think about when we're tasked with writing blurbs but we're completely out of inspiration.