You will no longer need to stumble around in the dark trying to find the zip of your tent in the middle of the night or risk burning everything down with a candle. In a neat storage kit, you will have everything you need when it comes to exploring the deep dark depths of the outdoors. The PanaTorch Kit, whether its the pro-kit or if classic is more your style, will become a part of camping experience.
Classic Kit
Pro Kit
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.