Stellenbosch Hills is an established player on the South African wine scene, celebrating more than 70 years of winemaking excellence and industry experience.The first farms in the Vlottenburg area of Stellenbosch was allocated in 1707 (by the then Governor of the Cape of Good Hope, Simon van der Stel) to two farmers, Gerrit Hanseret and Pierre Rochefort. It is widely accepted that the first farming activities, which includes grape growing, started in 1707 in the current Stellenbosch Hills area. In 2003 Vlottenburg Co-op became Stellenbosch Hills to reflect the broader spectrum selection of terroir (beyond Vlottenburg), including some of the world-renowned Stellenbosch region’s most exclusive vineyards.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?