UkhambaCase of 24 Craft Beers (R8.29 per beer)
R199
*Not for sale to persons under the age of 18
*Section 25 Lager Expiry Date: 21/11/2019
*State Capture IPA Expiry date: 08/10/2019
About
Section 25 Lager
Expropriation of lager. Our own amendment to the constitution. A golden, crisp and refreshing Lager that is perfect for any session.
State Capture IPA
We cannot confirm nor deny this is the beer drank at a popular Jo'burgshebeen, but all the citrus- grapefruit flavours in the all-day IPA were all put together by us without an exterior influence.
Product Features
Section 25 Lager
- Golden, crisp and refreshing
- 24 x 340ml Bottles
- ABV 5%
IPA
- Citrus-grapefruit flavour
- 24 x 330ml Cans
- ABV 5.5%
For more information visit Ukhamba Beerworx
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.