Bath Buddy
A textured silicone lick pad with a super strong suction cup on the back that would stick to almost any tub or shower surface. We were so pumped that we could just spread peanut butter on the front of Bath Buddy, stick it to the tub wall, then let our dogs enjoy their favorite snack while we gave them a bath! It was like they didn’t even know what was going on.
Pet Cleaning Brush
The Pet Zoom is tool guaranteed to give your pet professional-quality grooming. But best of all, the Pet Zoom is a pain-free and self-cleaning so you will not have to use those wire-brushes that tug your dogs hair and create a huge mess. Not to mention that unlike those brushes, the Pet Zoom is soft for ultra-comfort and it bristles easily to adjust for your pets individual grooming needs. In fact, the Pet Zoom is so comfortable that its patented design has won multiple awards!
The Pet Zoom can be used in both dogs and cats with all different types of hair. It works on short hair, long hair, straight hair, curly hair and more! When you use the Pet Zoom simply brush the hair like normal and then once finished all that unwanted hair on the brush removes easily with just one touch
Bath Buddy
Pet Cleaning Brush
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.