SkylerVelvet Couch
R7,499
About
The Skyler is velvet-upholstered, featuring a stylishly pleated backrest and edge stitch.
Excellent addition to any room.
Product Features
- Velvet
- Black metal legs
- Stylish
Product Specifications
- Partial Assembly - This item is delivered moderately assembled. Requires installation of some sections to complete the product assembly, such as screwing in four legs.
- Dimensions: 1885mm (L) x 825mm (W) x 755mm (H) | Seat Height: 465mm | Seat Depth: 540mm
Note: Only items specified are included. Any other furniture pieces, décor and accessories shown in the product photography are excluded.
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.