IlluminateUnicorn Cat Glowing Night Light
R249
About
The adorable Unicorn Night Light makes a super-cute gift for anyone, whether you love unicorns or not. Containing an LED bulb this fabulous looking mythical night light emits a comforting and warm glow. It is powered by 3 x AAA batteries (not supplied).
Product Features
- Unicorn night light
- LED bulb hidden inside
- Powered by 3 x AAA batteries (not supplied)
- Measures aproximately 10 cm x 10 cm x 14 cm
Product Specifications
- Package size: 11 x 15 x 11.2 cm
- Package weight: 0.275 kg
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.