The OfficeUltron Office Chair
R1,099
About
The Ultron office chair has PU on all seating surfaces, with PVC material on back and sides. PP armrests. Secretary mechanism, 360 degree swivel function, 100mm steel gas lift and 300mm nylon base.
Product Features
- PU on all seating surfaces
- PVC material on back and sides
- PP armrests
- Secretary mechanism
- 360 degree swivel function
- 100mm steel gas lift
- 300mm nylon base
Product Specifications
- Dimensions: W60.5 x D63.5 x H89.5-99 x Seat Height 43.5-53cm
- Max User Weight: 136kg
- Warranty: 3yr
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.