PetVacUltimate Pet Fur Remover without Bucket
R199
About
Say goodbye to unwanted pet hair!
Plug PetVac® into your vacuum cleaner – with the extra lightweight hose you can keep the vacuum cleaner in the next room so your pet doesn’t see or hear it.
Your animals will love Pet Vac!
Product Features
- PetVac® is quiet.
- PetVac® reduces hair shedding by up to 95%
- PetVac® is used internationally by professional groomers.
- PetVac® saves you money on grooming your pets.
- PetVac® is guaranteed to prevent hairballs.
- Keep your pet’s hair off your clothes and furniture.
- Pet Vac can be used on long or short haired pets (dogs and cats)
- The hair goes straight through to the vacuum cleaner - no messy cleaning!
Included
- PetVac® Vacuum Cleaner Adaptor.
- Extra-long, 15 foot, Lightweight, Crushproof Hose.
- Original PetVac® Soft, Flexible Groom Brush.
- PetVac® Users Manual.
- PetVac® Shed Eliminator.
* Vacuum Cleaner not included.
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Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
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