Expiry date: April 2018
Herbex Tum & Bum Firming Gel is formulated to help reduce the appearance of fat and cellulite on the stomach and buttocks areas. This non-greasy gel contains herbal extracts from the Liquorice and Green Tea plants, as well as a herbal complex, DrenalipTM.
Directions
Apply twice daily. Gently massage Herbex Tum & Bum Firming Gel into the affected tummy and buttocks areas.
Caution
Ingredients
Aqua (Water), Glycerine, Propylene Glycol, Glycereth-26, Polysorbate 20, Ruscus aculeatus (Butcher’s Broom) root extract, Citrus limon (Lemon) peel extract, Solidago virgaurea (Goldenrod) extract, Astragalus membranaceus (Astragalus) root extract, Triethanolamine, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, Camellia sinensis (Green Tea) leaf extract, Glycyrrhiza glabra (Liquorice) root extract, Diazolidinyl Urea, Methylparaben, Propylparaben.
*Please note: Results may vary and a balanced diet is essential to see results
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