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Tree DazzlerVertical Christmas Tree LED Light Strands

R449

Retail: R700
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Give your Christmas tree an amazing holiday light show with Tree Dazzler! Simply place the light ring on top of any Christmas tree, position the vertical strands of bulbs, and you're ready to start the show! Watch as your Christmas tree is transformed into a vivid display of colorful lights. Tree Dazzler has light patterns and color choices for everyone that can be changed with just the touch of a button. Choose between solid colors, alternating colors, sparkling colors, scrolling patterns, or diagonal waves of sparkling light. Plus, Tree Dazzler is stackable so you can add even more holiday cheer! Turn your Christmas tree into the star of the show with Tree Dazzler! 

Product Features:
  • Give your Christmas tree an amazing holiday light show
  • Simply place the light ring on top of any Christmas tree, position the vertical strands of bulbs, and you're ready to start the show
  • Watch as your Christmas tree is transformed into a vivid display of colorful lights
  • Tree Dazzler has light patterns and color choices for everyone that can be changed with just the touch of a button
  • Choose between solid colors, alternating colors, sparkling colors, scrolling patterns or diagonal waves of sparkling light
  • Tree Dazzler is stackable so you can add even more holiday cheer
  • Turn your Christmas tree into the star of the show with Tree Dazzler
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