When their new nanny, Mary Poppins, arrives on a gust of the East Wind, greets their mother, and slides up the banister, Jane and Michael's lives are turned magically upside down. Beautifully presented in a slipcase with original artwork, this is the perfect gift to be enjoyed all year round.
...it changes your perception of everything. "Shower thoughts", some people call it. We don't buy into the name so much; the only thing we think about in the shower is trying to find (and then NEVER disturb) the balance between the hot and cold tap.
Anyway, here are a few gems that'll blow your mind into next week:
-When you buy a bigger bed, you have more bed room, but less bedroom.
-We live in a world where GTA is a kid's game and Candy Crush is an adult's.
-If you bred a seagull and an eagle would it be a seagle or an eagull?
-There should be a brand of chocolate milk called "The Dark Side of the Moo".