And then just walk away like they haven't committed the biggest atrocity any kitchen has ever seen. They probably also make tea in the order: milk, hot water, sugar and then the tea bag.
It creates the perfect precipice of frustration: keep it bottled in and it'll eat away at you, but if you say something you're the overreacting party-pooper who sucks the fun out of everything.
We realise this might seem a little abstract (for context, somebody did this exact thing at the OneDayOnly headquarters at around 4 o'clock on Tuesday afternoon and it's been bugging us since) but it must be addressed on a grand scale so these perpetrators can understand the extent of their heinous crime.
Anyhoo, here are a truckload of great deals and if that doesn't immediately make you forget about all of your problems in the world, you clearly handle stress differently to us.
The Perfect BEAUTY is a powered muscle stimulator used for body toning and shaping, as well as for the reduction of wrinkles and cellulite.
It sends a small and gentle stimulation (similar to your natural nerve impulses) to the muscles being treated via two or four auto-adhesive electrode pads, in order to help you to firm and tone your body and to maintain your youthful appearance.
We have developed bespoke programmes dedicated to each specific area: face, abs, buttocks & hips, thighs, bust, arms and calves.
Perfect BEAUTY is a medical device designed to be used in the home healthcare environment to improve muscle tone and bulk and reduce signs of ageing. It is suitable for use by all who can control the device and understand the instructions.
Do not use the device for any purpose other than this intended use.
Two independent channels with four electrode pads to treat two areas at the same time.
Gentle stimulation with 90 small steps of intensity (about 1 mA per step).
8 Preset Programmes
Including facial toning and firming; as well as programmes for body toning and shaping: abs, buttocks & hips, thighs, bust, arms and calves.
Features 3 functions: programme retention (automatically starts in the last programme used), number of uses and time of usage.
Open Circuit Detection
Automatically resets the strength to zero if the electrode pads are not correctly applied.
Detachable Belt Clip
Enables the user to clip the unit onto a belt.
Large LCD Screen
Clearly shows the operation of the unit and the programme and intensity being used.
Unique electrode pads
Face: Simple application to stimulate all areas of the face in one treatment session.
Do NOT use if you have a pacemaker (or if you have a heart rhythm problem) or with any electronic medical devices. Using this unit with electronic medical devices may cause erroneous operation of the device. Stimulation in the direct vicinity of an implanted device may affect some models. Stimulation on the front of the neck can affect your heart rate. Very strong stimulation across the chest may cause an extra heartbeat.
Do NOT use during the first three months of pregnancy. It is not known whether TENS and EMS may affect foetal development.
Do NOT use on the abdomen in the later stages of pregnancy. Stop using immediately if you experience unexpected contractions.
Caution should be used if you have suspected or diagnosed epilepsy as electrical stimulation may affect seizure threshold.
Caution Do not permit the use by children unable to understand the instructions or persons with cognitive disabilities, i.e.; Alzheimer’s disease or dementia.
For more information visit Physioww
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That's easy to find out: go to your account to find out. But keep in mind the next question:
The short version? It's because we don't hold stock. Our partners deliver exactly what we need, after a deal has run. That way we keep our costs down, prices low and everybody (including you) happy.
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Whilst we'd love to help, you'll probably need to contact your bank on one of the following numbers for further assistance.
Absa - 0860 008 600
Capitec - 0860 10 20 43
FNB - 087 575 9404
Investec - 0860 110 161
Nedbank - 0860 555 111
Standard Bank - 0860 123 000
Never have to wait at home all day for your parcel or miss a delivery again: Pargo delivers your parcels to a store near you.
Having partnered with hundreds of stores in South Africa, there's (almost) always a Pick-up Point near you: often with opening hours of up to 15 hours per day - some (like fuel stations) are even open 24/7!
Why not give it a try today?
Well, because we also have to pay for delivery. And that money needs to come from somewhere.
Shipping costs money and we don't want to go bankrupt.
We have debated the merits of offering free shipping at length but the reality is that – without some magic source of free cash – the only place that money can come from is from our customers.
That leaves us with two options: hide it in the price of the product, or show it. We decided to be transparent and show it. This lets us cut our prices to the bare minimum and show you the best possible savings.
If we had incorporated the shipping cost into the price of an item, you’d pay double whenever you order more than one item but, in reality, the cost of shipping doesn’t necessarily go up.
By the way: the actual shipping charge you pay is a best-effort approximation of what shipping is going to cost us. As a result, ordering a 3kg item to Sandton or Cape Town may work out cheaper than a 75g iPhone cover to Springbok. Don’t blame us; blame the vast expanse that is our beautiful South Africa.
We'd love to offer free shipping. But we can't, because that means turning our company into a loss-making enterprise.
We rarely hold stock. Our partners deliver exactly what we need, after a deal has run. That way we keep our costs down, prices low and everybody (including you) happy.
We're not like other online shops with a fixed catalogue and tons of stock. Instead, most of our products never come back to our website again. That’s how we want it, as it keeps us fresh and unpredictable (win #1).
So, after you (and lots of others) have placed your orders, we go to our suppliers and place a massive, single order. Our suppliers love this, as it keeps things simple and moving along smoothly. Happy suppliers equal low prices (win #2).
Since we don’t hold stock, we can work with a cheaper, medium-sized warehouse, instead of a mega-warehouse (win #3) and we’re saving lots on not needing any processes involved in handling and returning unsold stock, allowing us to offer better deals (win #4).
The practice of not holding stock is one of the core principles behind OneDayOnly’s success. That, and our sparkling personalities of course.