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Luma SmileTeeth Whitening Polisher with 5 Polishing Cups

R129

Retail: R250
About

Whiten and polish teeth in minutes a day. Lifts out yellow stains for bright white shiny teeth even if your teeth have been stained for years.

Product Features
  • Great for sensitive teeth
  • Whitens and polishes teeth in minutes a day
  • Includes 5 polishing cups
  • 2 AA batteries required
  • Provides professional results at home.
  • Removes Coffee or tea stains Wine stains, Tobacco stains.
  • Leaves teeth feeling smooth and glossy
  • Great for sensitive teeth
  • Spins at 14,000 RPM's
  • Removes stains that brushing does not
  • Use weekly to help maintain a beautiful white smile
  • Five polishing cups included
  • Each polishing cup is for up to 100 uses
  • Has a unique hyper light so you can see stains up close.
  • Cordless
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Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.

We're joking. Obviously.

Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".

Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.

As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.

So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.