Joanie is gracious, yet strong; affectionate, yet practical. On the outside she speaks of modest elegance, while on the inside she is able to host the most inelegant mommy paraphernalia. Like a mother’s heart, she has room for everything baby needs – with lots of added, custom pockets. Yet, like a true lady, she does not allow messy circumstances to get in the way of style. She holds the belief that motherhood does not necessarily have to be covered in multi-coloured teddy bear print. Durable, spacious, functional and chic – she is a sophisticated mother’s greatest treasure (apart from her new little sweetheart, that is).
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?