The Sutra Mini by Sutra Vape is a pure convection vaporizer and the latest in our line of aromatherapy devices that are engineered to vape dry herbs and concentrates to perfection.
We have spared no expense in the research and development of this powerful device that boasts precision temperature control, construction from high-grade materials, and a compact design that makes this one of the smallest vaporizers of its kind.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.