RaptorSurge TOP EPO Bodyboard
R799
About
The surge bodyboard is a step up from your standard bodyboard as it is technically superior in terms of the fact that it is a bodyboard that is designed with a focus on stability and glide for easy riding with maximum enjoyment. The boards rigid EPO core and high-density polyethylene bottom which is strong and allows for added stiffness whilst maximising board speed. This board will most certainly ensure hours and hours of fun and good times in the water.
Product Features
- Different sizes available
- Ergo Contour
- Fiberglass tube stringers
- EPS CORE
- Slick HDPE
- Crosslink IXL deck
- Crescent tail
- 60/40 Rails
- Graduated Channels
- Thermo Fusion heat lamination
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.