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Fine LivingWhite Large Electronic Safe with Override Key

R799

Retail: R1,200
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Keep jewellery, small firearms, important documents and other valuables secure from theft with this electronic safe! This heavy duty security safe features a reprogrammable access code up to 8 digits and a wrong code lockout to keep your items safe. This solid steel electronic safe includes all the hardware to mount it to your wall or floor to prevent thieves from taking it.

 Product Features and Specifications
  • Opens with digital PIN or included override key
  • Hidden lock with two keys
  • Security code from 3-8 digits using any number from 0-9
  • 3000-time operation life expectancy of  battery
  • Timeout period after 3 incorrect combination attempts
  • Body construction with 2mm thick solid steel
  • Heavy-duty 4mm thick solid steel front door for extra security and 0.75" thick door bolt for secure locking
  • Pre-drilled holes behind the safe with included 2" bolts for anchoring
  • Inside tamper-proof hinges
  • Carpet padding on inside bottom
  • Mounting to the floor, wall or cabinet
  • NOTE: The safe runs on 4 x AA-Size 1.5V batteries are not included.
Product Specifications 
  •  Dimensions: Size:(L) 35cm x (H) 25cm x (W) 25cm
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