Storm BlasterHydro-Gel Ball Blaster Gun
R399
About
The Storm Blaster is the hydro-gel ball machine gun blaster of the future!
Have fun running around shooting targets and your friends with the multi-colour crystal hydrogel bullets from the Storm Blaster. It's time to lock and load, fill the bullet chamber with the hydro-gel balls, place the extended stock on your shoulder and squeeze the grip trigger! This gun shoots up to 20 metres giving you a better chance of hitting your target.
After recharging the Storm Blaster you are ensured 80 hours worth of playtime!
What's in the Box:
- 1 x Storm Blaster.
- 1 x Rechargeable battery.
- 1 x Safety Glasses.
- 3000 x Water gel bullets.
- Water gel bullets are non-toxic and pet friendly.
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We're joking. Obviously.
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