WHAT IS IT?
An all-new summer jersey for men that sets a new ASSOS standard. Every detail of this jersey has been scrutinised and perfected to give you the ultimate in performance. From its integrated skinFoil, full mesh back and seamless arms, this jersey will allow you to ride in the hottest summer weather in total comfort. The SS.campionissimo Jersey_evo7 is the new platform for ASSOS jerseys. It sets the bar a notch higher for summer rides.
CLIMATE
Summer
TECHNOLOGICAL ENGINEERING
The SS.campionissimoJersey_evo7 is at the technological forefront of ASSOS design. It takes their jerseys to a new level of comfort and performance. New technology, new production methods and new aesthetics all work together to give you a jersey that lives up to the campionissimo name.
THE CONSTRUCTION
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.