The new aged Scooter is finally here!
Introducing the Little Bambino Smoking Music Scooter finished with light-up wheels and adjustable handlebars. This scooter makes it feel like you are in a movie as it has a real smoke effect that comes out the back. What's more is that there are the coolest sound effects with engine sounds.
Now you can ride around the park and be the envy of all your friends as you ride past in the coolest Scooter.
And then just walk away like they haven't committed the biggest atrocity any kitchen has ever seen. They probably also make tea in the order: milk, hot water, sugar and then the tea bag.
It creates the perfect precipice of frustration: keep it bottled in and it'll eat away at you, but if you say something you're the overreacting party-pooper who sucks the fun out of everything.
We realise this might seem a little abstract (for context, somebody did this exact thing at the OneDayOnly headquarters at around 4 o'clock on Tuesday afternoon and it's been bugging us since) but it must be addressed on a grand scale so these perpetrators can understand the extent of their heinous crime.
Anyhoo, here are a truckload of great deals and if that doesn't immediately make you forget about all of your problems in the world, you clearly handle stress differently to us.