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IGIASlimming Deep Pulse Massager

R219

Retail: R400
Please Note: Due to the nature of this product returns and refunds won't be facilitated, unless sealed in original packaging.
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This travel-size battery-powered massager is the convenient solution to slimming down, aiding body pain conditions and enhancing blood circulation.

Four massager pads connected to a controller gives you an opportunity to sit down and relax while electronic pulses stimulates your muscles and fat cells. The result: Deconstruction of fat cells, increased blood circulation and relief from aches, pains and tension.

Product Features:

Treats the following conditions:

  • Cellulite and flabbiness
  • Stiff neck & shoulders
  • Muscle contractions and spasms
  • Sprained muscles
  • Lower back pain
  • Abdominal pain
  • Menstrual pain
  • Neuralgia (head or face pains)
  • Poor blood circulation
  • Body stress and tension

How it works:

  • Place the four pads on the desired area on your body
  • Switch the remote on
  • Choose between three massage modes: Tapping, Modulation or Kneading
  • Increase or decrease the intensity of the massage mode according to your preference
  • Let the Slimming Electro Pulse Massager work while you rest or while you engage in every-day activities.

Pack includes:

  • Controller
  • 4 x Massage pads
  • Conducting Wire
  • 2 x AAA batteries
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