Maintain peak condition after your ride or during days off with these deceptively simple-looking ASSOS Signature trackShorts, which bear all the trademarks of our technically supreme riding apparel. Cut slim for style but with a comfortable fit, these baggy shorts provide insulation for hard-working legs. Made of a smart wrinkle-free material, they regulate both heat and moisture, which renders them ideal for post-ride recuperation or relaxing between efforts. An elastic waistband and short zip ensure quick fitting and removal while two side zip pockets secure your valuables.
How to use:
Wear in addition to your cycling shorts anytime you need to keep your legs warm between rides. Equally suitable for transferring between events in comfort or relaxing during well-earned rest days. Also available as full-length trousers, both pair well with the matching ASSOS trackJack jacket.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.