HowardSet of 2 - Butcher Block Conditioner (2 x 355ml)
R399
About
Specialised wood care for butcher blocks, cutting boards, wooden bowls and utensils. The penetrating quality of food-grade mineral oil along with the water-resistant traits of beeswax and carnauba wax rejuvenates the wood and prevents drying and cracking. The naturally antibacterial waxes help repair knife marks and protect the wood by keeping the mineral oil in and the moisture out. By borrowing the traditional techniques of master craftsmen and combining them with our wood care product know-how, Howard Products is continuing to develop products that make it easier for everyone to restore and maintain wood finishes.
Product Features
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Exceeds Australian Health regulations for direct and indirect contact with food.
- Used after every wash, Howard Butcher Block Conditioner helps keep butcher blocks and cutting boards functional and beautiful.
- Revitalising blend prevents drying and cracking of hardwoods and bamboo.
- Naturally antibacterial waxes provide another level of protection.
- Ideal for salad bowls, wooden spoons and wooden toys.
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