Simon BakerSet of 2, 100% Cotton 650gsm Zero Twist Bath Towels or Sheets
R399
About
Designed and produced for the finest luxury resorts and boutique hotels, the Simon Baker Hotel Series is now available for your home.
Simon Baker 100% Cotton offers the finest quality to ensure the range embodies luxury and comfort. The cotton is luxurious, soft and long lasting, and it is renowned for its strength and durability and features an extra long staple fiber that creates a gloriously smooth and soft handle.
Product Features
- Set of 2
- Bath towel or Sheet
- Zero Twist Towels
- 650gsm
- Dimensions for the Bath Towel: 70x130cm
- Dimensions for the Bath Sheet: 90x150cm
- Available in White, Beige, Stone, Grey, Duck egg, French Blue
- Soft
- Absorbent
- Bathroom staple
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