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Simon BakerSet of 2, 100% Cotton 450gsm Hotel Collection Bath Towel or Bath Sheet

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R299

Retail: R600
About the Bath Towels

Simon Baker heavyweight Hotel Towels offer you unbelievable softness, whilst retaining incredible absorbency for a completely indulgent shower or bath time experience.

Renowned for excellent quality and craftsmanship, Simon Baker – Bathroom towels brings you its Hotel Collection. Designed and produced for the finest luxury resorts and boutique hotels, the Simon Baker Hotel Series is now available for your home.

Simon Baker 100% cotton offers the finest quality to ensure the range embodies luxury and comfort. Cotton is luxurious, soft and long lasting, and it is renowned for its strength and durability and features an extra long staple fiber that creates a gloriously smooth and soft handle.

Product Features of the Bath Towels
  • Set of 2 bath towels
  • 450gsm
  • Dimensions: 70x130cm
  • Available in White, Beige, Stone, Grey, Duck Egg or French Blue
  • Soft
  • Absorbent
  • Bathroom staple
About Bath Sheets

Simon Baker heavyweight Hotel Towels offer you unbelievable softness, whilst retaining incredible absorbency for a completely indulgent shower or bath time experience.

Renowned for excellent quality and craftsmanship, Simon Baker – Bathroom towels brings you its Hotel Collection. Designed and produced for the finest luxury resorts and boutique hotels, the Simon Baker Hotel Series is now available for your home.

Simon Baker 100% cotton offers the finest quality to ensure the range embodies luxury and comfort. Cotton is luxurious, soft and long lasting, and it is renowned for its strength and durability and features an extra long staple fiber that creates a gloriously smooth and soft handle.

Product Features of the Bath Sheets
  • Set of 2 bath sheets
  • 450gsm
  • Dimensions: 90x150cm
  • Available in white, Beige, Stone, Grey, Duck Egg or French Blue
  • Soft
  • Absorbent
  • Bathroom staple
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