Magic BalloonsSelf Tying Water Balloons (111 Balloons)
R99
About
Cut down on the time it takes to fill and tie water balloons with this gadget, which simply hooks up to your garden hose. Turn the water on, and in a minute you’ll have over 100 properly filled balloons that are ready to use. These self-sealing water balloons come pre-tied, so when you’re done filling up, just give a gentle shake of the stem bunch to disconnect the balloons.
Product Features
- One nozzle includes: 1 hose attachment with 35 balloons
- Three nozzles includes: 3 hose attachments with 35 balloons per attachment; 105 total balloons
- Six nozzles includes: 6 hose attachments with 35 balloons per attachment; 210 total balloons
- Attaches to garden hose
- Takes about a minute to fill balloons
- Balloons are ready to use and toss; no manual tying required
- Warning: choking hazard and not recommended for children under 3 years of age
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