According to a Brazilian jungle legend, the first guarana-berry bush grew on the spot where a lightning bolt struck a pair of lovers from rival tribes. This rain-forest tale gave Guarana it’s reputation for explosive natural energy.
Ingredients
Sparkling Filtered Water, Sugar, Acidity Regulators, Guarana Extract, Caffeine, Caramel Colour, Inositol, Flavourings, B Vitamins (B3, B5, B6, B12), Preservative: Sodium Benzoate.
Caution: Not recommended for children under 12 years of age, pregnant and lactating women and persons sensitive to caffeine.
See, it's a clever name because free sounds like three, but still practical because if you buy four or more products we'll give you the cheapest one absolutely gratis.
We haven't seen something work on that many levels since we went to a fancy hotel and had a fella press the buttons in the elevator for us.
Which is a weird job to have, if you really think about it. Does he get regular bathroom breaks? Is claustrophobia ever a concern? How many times does he have to fake a laugh at the "this job must have its ups and downs" joke?
But don't think about it for too long. You only have today to capitalise on the multiple-product-purchases-scores-you-discounts-on-discounts offering.