For smart weight management
Stylish and extra smart, the sleek and shiny Mibody Analyser Scale from Salter UK is top of the class when it comes to insightful weight management. Instantly measure your weight, body fat, body water, muscle mass and BMI with just one step.
With Bluetooth 4.0 enabled, you can whiz the essentials to your smartphone with the Mibody app and chart your progress. And the four-user memory feature means you can work with your whole family to stay healthy. Effortlessly switch to athlete mode if you need to, cleverly designed to give precise readings for your specific body makeup.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Nobody wants to hear it. You end up sounding like a toddler trying to explain the latest episode of Game of Thrones.
The only dream worth talking about is Martin Luther's. Fact.
Anyhoo, we had a dream we sold out by noon today and spent the rest of our time hanging out with the Red Hot Chili Peppers at Home Affairs. Crazy, huh?