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AspenRound 6-Seater Patio Dining Table

R6,299

Retail: R8,000
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Round 6-seater Patio Dining Table complete with rotating tray.

Product Features
  • 6 seater
  • High-quality weather resistant PE Rattan 
  • Aluminium frame
  • Tempered glass tops
  • Coastal colour
  • Rotating tray
Product Specifications
  • Table: 1520mm x 740mm
  • Rotating Tray: 830mm x 50mm
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Writer's block

Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.

We're joking. Obviously.

Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".

Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.

As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.

So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.