Iron & GloryRide On 7-in-1 Bicycle Multi Tool
R149
About
The bicycle is no doubt one of the greatest of all inventions. So simple. So useful. So cool. Of course they’d be better with an engine, but nobody’s invented that yet. Oh wait…
But bikes can go wrong and nobody wants to ride with a full set of tools. Enter the I&G 7-in-1 multi-tool for cyclists, featuring 5 hex wrench settings plus crosshead and flathead screwdrivers in one compact stainless steel tool. Ride On!
Product Features
- 7 Piece tool set
- Laser engraved logo
- Carbon steel
- Nickel plating
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.