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ShrinkRevolutionary Slimming Tablet

R849

Retail: R1,200
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The Shrink Slimming tablet has been carefully formulated with the purest ingredients that will not only assist you to burn up more kilojoules during your regular daily activities but also prevent sugar cravings as well as reduce mental and physical fatigue.

The tablets contain:

L-carnitine

L-carnitine acts as a “shuttle” for fatty acids to be transported through your blood to your bodies “furnace” to be used as energy instead of being stored. It ensures that your body uses your fat as effectively and efficiently as possible.

Bitter Orange Extract 

Bitter orange is a plant.  Parts of the bitter orange plant are used for regulating fat levels in the blood, lowering blood sugar which helps speed up weight loss. Bitter orange also increases your heart rate slightly making it possible for your body to burn more kilojoules during your regular daily activities.

Guarana

Guarana a plant is used for weight loss, to enhance athletic performance, as a stimulant, and to reduce mental and physical fatigue.

Cassia Seed

Cassia seed is cultivated mostly in China. It can be a very effective weightloss regimen because it has powerful lipid-lowering and mild laxative properties. Daily ingestion of this seed helps you synthesize body fat

Chromium

Chromium is a metallic element that humans require in very small amounts. It is an essential part of metabolic processes thatregulatebloodsugar,andhelpsinsulin transport glucose into cells, where it can be used for energy. Chromium also appears to be involved in the metabolism of carbohydrate, fat, and protein. It is also widely used to prevent sugar cravings.

Yerba Mate

Yerba mate is a plant that is high in antioxidants, boosts energy, enhances mental and physical performance, reduces appetite, lowers blood sugar levels and boosts your metabolism.

Green Tea Extract

Green tea is a stimulant that has been shown to aid fat burning and improve exercise performance in numerous studies, but where green tea really shines is in its massive range of antioxidants being loaded with potent antioxidants called catechins. The most important of these is EGCG (Epigallocatechin gallate), a substance that can boost metabolism and lower sugar levels.

Raspberry Ketones

Raspberry ketones are claimed to cause the fat within cells to be broken down more effectively, helping the body burn fat faster. They are also claimed to increase levels of adiponectin, a hormone that helps to regulate metabolism.

Product features
  • Lose weight fast
  • Drink 5 days, skip 2
  • 60 tablets
  • Reduced cravings
  • Reduces fatiq=gue
  • Natural ingredients
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