There's no challenge this car can't handle! The Nikko VaporizR 3 is one tough-looking machine. It's an amphibious remote-controlled vehicle that's built for all kinds of weather and conditions. Water? No problem: its 4x4 wheels can handle it. Snow? Watch how its power steering makes that a breeze. And when it's time for racing, the VaporizR will leave its rivals in the dust. Capable of 360 degree spins and a top speed of 15km/h.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.