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IllumenovaPack of 4 Rechargeable Emergency Lamps

R199

Retail: R480
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Make sure to never run out of light with this rechargeable emergency lamp

Product Features
  • 44 LED
  • Rechargeable
  • Emergency lamp
  • Sleek and modern design
  • Environmentally friendly
  • Bright
Product Specifications
  • AC input voltage: 240v
  • Charging current: 0.8w
  • Power of light: 2.8w
  • Pack of 4
 

 

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Writer's block

Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.

We're joking. Obviously.

Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".

Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.

As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.

So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.