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Simon BakerQuilted Waterproof Mattress Protector (Extra Length & Depth)

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R299

Retail: R550
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Protect your mattress and yourself with this mattress protector by Simon Baker. 

Waterproof, high quality, high elasticity ensuring a snug fit, therefore minimizing noise and wrinkles. The superior micro-porous structure allows the mattress to breathe without allowing stain - causing liquid penetration

Product Features
  • Waterproof
  • Quilted
  • Mattress protector
  • Protects you from dust mites, allergens, and bacteria
  • Extra Length / Extra Depth Sizing (XL/XD):
    • Single: 92x200 +35cm
    • Three Quarter: 107x200 +35cm
    • Double: 137x200 +35cm
    • Queen: 152x200 +35cm
    • King: 183x200 +35cm
  •  (Note:  XL is extra length 200cm & XD is 35cm depth)
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Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.

We're joking. Obviously.

Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".

Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.

As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.

So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.